Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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