Don't you send me to vm
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I could make wine with my vomit
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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