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tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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