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Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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