My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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