yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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