if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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