It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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