nut hugger
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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