Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
this will be a night to untag.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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