Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Can you bring me the toilet please
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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