If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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