Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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