I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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