Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
