gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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