Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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