I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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