Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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