i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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