yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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