She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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