I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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