yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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