Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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