ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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