I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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