I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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