On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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