So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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