Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
