Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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