You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
