you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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