it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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