South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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