her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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