More tranny stories later!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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