No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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