I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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