how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
