Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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