so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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