Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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