First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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