didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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