It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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