Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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