i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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