wanna go halves on a baby?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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