I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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