do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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