Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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