your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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